a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

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unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

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sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor

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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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untexting:

i just want someone to miss me

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ovaryfunny:

 

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euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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